Oh Sandusky, I love the drama that you come with. This summer has made me so happy that I came home, because I never get to have people being this dramatic and mean at school. I wish that I could pack up all of the villagers of Sandusky into a big old bag and bring them and their theatrics back to school with me.

None of this is sarcasm. At all. I'm not kidding. Really.

Okay. Maybe I am.