What not to do when you go to a restaruant (or at least one I'm working at)

1. If there are two of you DON'T SIT AT A TABLE THAT SEATS SIX PEOPLE.
2. If you see that the table you want to sit at has not been cleaned off yet, DON'T SIT DOWN AT IT, sit at a different table, or ask someone POLITELY to clear it off.
3. If you need something "immediately" don't ask for your waitress to come out, just tell the person you are talking to to get you what you need.
4. If you are waiting for a takeout order, don't sit at a table that seats SIX PEOPLE.
5. You getting a bag for your f-ing eggroll is not as important as you think it is.
6. Don't ask for straws when I am in the process of handing them to you.

I will add more when I think of them.