Learning lessons the hard way

Today, was rough.

In all the little ways that add up. The good news is that I learned so much. No regrets.
So here are a few things I learned:

• Never go to Walmart on Saturday afternoons, especially, in December.

• Don't park in the commuter lot... ever.

• It's probably your best bet to skip the opening band.

• If McDonalds has two lies, it's not worth the wait.

• If you're going to be in a spotlight you shouldn't wear a sparkly dress.