Once upon a time there was a girl named Sadie, now this was no ordinary girl she was sent back in time to the 70's because she had a mission. Some said she was too much for this modern era, she had the fight and spirit in her that matched the brave men that overcame Napolean at Waterloo. Others said she just had too much spunk like a wild donkey....who was right we will never know all that was agreed upon was her righteous mission....she had to smother the gangs of the 70s who also went back in time to create the ultimate drug the purple pickle....this drug destroyed the time line. People in the 70s lost all flair for color weird outfits awesome music and most of all that bit of joy that 70s show brought us if you saw that 70s show with the people on the purple pickle instead of weed you would have compared it to a old folks home for dying animals....tragic...so with her fighting spirit and spunk and army of helpful donkeys sadie took charge and battled these evil gangs in the streets of paris....after a long and hefty fight her donkeys and all the enemy save one was gone....she climbed the eiffel tower and there did battle with him...after three hours of mortal combat she realized her ways could not overcome the boringness of the purple pickle so she did what any 70s person would....she lit the weed....the weed smoke drifted up the nostrils of the head gang man and it made a chemical reaction that gave me the feeling of life color and 70s spirit we know today....sadie saved the 70s thus saving the live free love and peace spirit we all love to laugh at today
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